I CAME HOME TO A MINION IN MY BED 😍 MY boyfriend da best 💜
MAC BOOK HELP! It won’t switch on, and this is all its doing 😢 it is charged, so I don’t understand!
My boyfriend is the first black guy I’ve slept with, and it sure is the best so far! xo
I haven’t been on here in forever. When did the anonymous guy’s face even change? Tumblr is so shite. K BYE.
Hahaha. Probs! xo
Got put on the main bar in work tonight. “Make sure your boobies are out.” I’m so lucky to have an understanding boyfriend 💕
Girls gone wild! She can’t be tamed 🐯💁👯💁
Me: “lets have a night in of pizza and sex?
Boyf: “Yeah, okay”
What really happens***: we talk about our day, i eat some marshmellows, paint my nails, and he falls asleep because he’s not feeling very well.
I WOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE PUB IF I KNEW THAT THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Livid mate. Can’t be arsed to walk back now, cos I’m opening the bastard thing tomorrow, but WAAAAHHHHHH. Me wans meat. ALLLLL THE MEAT. Carbscarbscarbs.